uhrijuhnl:

i’m old sport sorry old sport i old sport can’t old sport understand old sport your old sport accent old sport.

(via blueishcolour)

melifair:

thewriterchick:

sweet-bitsy:

breanieswordvomit:

caffeinated-zombie:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt

I’M SO HAPPY

The duck on his butt tho

Best :D

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Timestamp: 1369263227

awesomephilia:

These two kids who had never met before, decided to hug it out (via)

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Timestamp: 1369263189

internaldecay:

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

where is willow smith though? 

(via diey0ungsaveyourself)

Timestamp: 1369263178

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

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Timestamp: 1369263154

dst4nt:

aivil-o:

rryann:

I want that infinity tattoo

oh shitttt

Fuckkkkkk!

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Timestamp: 1369261416

floral-prince:

closetaffairs:

bigcoolscorner:

Rocky once again trying to convince himself that he is in fact a lap dog.

I WANNA CUDDLE HIM FOREVER

this picture made all of my problems go away

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Timestamp: 1369261380